Friday, May 27, 2011

Halifax Personalised Debit Cards

A random web-surf today reveals that Halifax customers are now allowed to personalise their debit cards with a photo of their choosing. The question is... what to have?

Do I go for something cute...



Something a little more alternative...



Or maybe forgo humans and have something cat orientated...


A small portion of me wants to push them to see how far they'd go, if they'd accidentally print something like a magic eye picture that, when stared at hard enough, is actually pornographic, or bears the words "HSBC is better", or something like that.

It could be the Nectar card prank all over again.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Windows Phone Challenge: Mango Sneak Peek

As some of you may know, I'm somewhat a fan of the Windows Phone OS, so I thought I'd let you see this little sneak peek of the Mango operating system, coming this autumn. It looks awesome...

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Reasons You Should Feel Sorry For Me

Today, I'm in a "poor me" kind of mood. Mainly because I have this funny cold-flu-bug crossover thing. It's not very nice.

That's not the main reason that you should feel sorry for me.

The main reason is that Tony from work has informed me today of a limited edition pizza that Domino's are doing, with Reggae Reggae sauce on it.

You should feel sorry for me because, even if I were to order one tonight, I wouldn't be able to taste it.

Cue the violins.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Follow-Up: Debenhams Dressing Gown

Some of you may remember that a little while ago I had a gripe with
the department store Debenhams, and a sub-standard dressing gown that
was having some problems being returned.

Now, just as I am open and somewhat trigger-happy in making my
feelings known when something goes wrong, I like to think I'm equally
open when things have gone right.

I've got to hand it to them. After some initial teething problems
speaking to someone at their head office, a combination of one helpful
staffer and some Twitter exposure got things moving, and the gown was
returned for quality testing at no cost to me.

I was told it would be four to six weeks for testing to occur and a
result to come back, but yesterday I got a phone call from a staff
member at the local store, apologising for the quality of the gown -
apparently it had been found to be faulty - and offering to refund or
replace it.

A quick visit to the store this afternoon, and I am the proud owner of
a new Rocha John Rocha gown.

They listened to their customer, remedied a situation, and have
re-earnt themselves a lifelong customer. Good show, Debenhams.

Monday, May 09, 2011

Rant: Debenhams - The Sweaty Armpit of Customer Service

When did you last replace your dressing gown? Six months? A year? Longer?

According to Debenhams, any "normal person" would have four new ones a year. Here's some backstory...

On 17th February this year, I went into Debenhams in Taunton, and bought a nice new dressing gown. Very nice it is too, all soft and made of towelling, with a hood. Today, less than three months later, I noticed that there were holes under both the arms, where the stitching had come undone for about three inches on either side.

Luckily, I keep copies of all receipts, so taking it back down to the store armed with the receipt, I was sure of getting it sorted.

Walking into the store, I approach the first cash desk, and inform the girl behind the counter that I've got a faulty item and enquiring what we can do to get it sorted. She walks off with my receipt and goes to find "her supervisor".

A few minutes later, she returns, quiet and sullen, with another lady, who doesn't introduce herself. It later transpires, after my asking, that she is a supervisor on the womenswear department.

She casts a quick glance over the gown, and claims that it is not a manufacturing fault, and is instead "fair wear and tear". I remind her that, because it's within the first six months of purchase, the Sale of Goods Act puts the onus on the supplier to prove the lack of a fault at the point of manufacture. When I tell her "it's the law", she simply comes back with "no it's not" - either ignorant of the law, or trying to lie to get rid of me.

I then ask her what she can do about it, and she simply says "Nothing. It's your gown." I then ask her if she thinks it's reasonable for a gown to wear out after less than three months, and she tells me that yes, she does. She goes on to inform me that she has a winter gown and a summer gown, and replaces each one twice a year.

Apparently, now, I must send it back to their London head office at my own expense, to have them determine if it's faulty. In the meantime, have a look at the photos on the right, and post in the comments below what you think...

EDIT: It's worth mentioning that Debenhams have now resolved the issue. It's just a pity that a simple complaint didn't turn things around, and it was only when an online PR disaster started ensuing over blogs, Twitter, and other social media, that someone at head office pricked up their ears.

Monday, May 02, 2011

Satire: Bin Laden Not Actually Dead


The President of the United States has apologised this morning after a poorly-printed press release caused him to announce the death of an Al-Qaeda figurehead this morning.

Journalists were briefed earlier that "We have killed Osama", when in fact the script read "We have killed Shola Ama".

Ama, 31, was best known for her 1997 cover of the love song "You Might Need Somebody", but hid away in the Iraqi desert after more recent follow-up songs flopped, reaching only number 641 in the charts.

Bin Laden's whereabouts, however, are still unknown. President Barack Obama has reiterated that the country "still does not know Osama's exact location", but added that "he could be anywhere", urging American citizens to check inside coffee pots, under rugs, and on top of fridges, as he could be hiding in any of these places.

More on this story as we get it.

Sent from my Windows Phone

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