iPhone For Sale

A quick one, this. I've got an iPhone 4, 32GB version, locked to Orange, in pretty much new (lightly used but hardly marked) condition with the charger and accessories for sale.

I can get £336.07 for it by selling it to a recycling site, but if anyone out there is considering buying one anyway and wants to grab a bargain, make me an offer.

To buy one on Orange from orange.co.uk would be £599.

Email me at the usual address, which you can find my clicking "email me" in the menu on the right.

Oh, and I'll only sell in person, no posting, with payment by cash or cleared BACS payment. Invoicing available on request for businesses.

Talking About Energy Prices on BBC's 6 O'Clock News

or those of you that missed it... two reports from earlier today:

Windows Phone Challenge: Mixed News

For those of you following my transitional path from iPhone to Windows Phone, you'll be pleased to know, the wait is ALMOST over until I start blogging about it.

The good news is that my shiny new Samsung Omnia 7 arrived on Friday afternoon. The bad news, however, is that it arrived with a broken SIM reader, so my SIM went three-quarters of the way in, got stuck, and had to be extracted with a pair of tweezers. Bad times.

Oh well, as they say, good things come to those who wait...

Facebook's Ad Fail

As anyone with a Facebook account will know, they hold a lot of information about you. They hold your full name, phone number, location, associations with other people. They also hold your marital status.

This means that they know I'm NOT SINGLE. You would have thought, then, that this snippet of knowledge would trigger some algorithm of some kind to stop me seeing a page full of these ads...

Oh dear. Well, not the Comic Relief one. But the other three - what's the point, Facebook? Are you trying to tell me something?

Having a Poop in Tesco

Yes, I may be immature. I hope that I can prove it by leaving things like this in the herbs aisle of Tescos... :-)

A Blog Post With No Significance To Humans

I would not in any way recommend reading this post. If you do, don't say I didn't warn you.

It would be like calling Justin Bieber on his Bieber Phone Number. If you wanted to call Justin Bieber, it might be another thing completely. He's got a movie out too. It's at the cinemas at the moment, and you might be able to Watch the Full Movie online at 2010 Full Movie. Alternatively, you could use a bluetooth headset and an iPhone 3GS to listen to his music at 3GS Bluetooth once you've got it working with the right Bluetooth Headset Instructions. Maybe you don't like his music though, in case the Barbie Girl MP3 by Aqua might be more to your taste. If you're going to call him though, make sure it's not an 0871 number, because they're expensive. As everyone knows, you should Say No To 0871. Alternatively, you could just blow Justin Bieber's head off, and then beat him to a pulp with Bobby Burns Ghetto Blaster. I could also tell you about a House and Lot for Sale, it's even got a kitchen for making lasagne with a Lasagne Recipe, or using to Make A Swan Out Of Paper.

If you're going to the London Olympic Games by car, you might need some 2012 Olympics Parking Olympics Parking. That's next year, though. Back to this year, Christmas 2011 is coming up soon, and you might give an anime fan some information about Maid Sama Chapter as a Stocking Stuffer. If, like some of my friends, you're getting married, you might want to wear a One Shoulder Wedding Dress like some Popular Women On The Web. Talking of which, Where Is My Wife?

See, I told you not to bother reading this post.